I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
oh i get it. The elephant in the room is “English metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is either being ignored or going unaddressed,” so saying “don’t mention it”… get it now? Why did I explain this? I have no life.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'did you get home safe'
'i can't wait to eat your ass'
kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea
do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically