My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
Are you kidding me why didn’t I think of that wow
That shit doesn’t work, I tried it in Biology 104 my freshman year and I definitely failed lmao
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"